| How It All Went Down: | So I was taking a trip to Gotham, the small nice part of the city, and got bored. So I decided to take a walk, I walked down into the bad area ,most of Gotham, and within just a few blocks I witnessed a pimp shooting his ho. I decided I should run, but then the pimp saw me and called some guys over with his cellular telephone. They came and beat me up pretty bad, and jammed me in the back of a truck. I saw a dark figure moving around in the shadows. The pimp held a gun to my head and I nearly pooped myself. He was yelling about I shouldnt have seen that. And he regretted having to bust my head. Then a gruff deep voice almost out of nowhere said "sorry I had to bust up your party" and the pimp looked around, "But the only ones getting busted is you." Then all of a sudden this guy with some weird armor on and a cape jumped down and totally whooped butt, using Karate or something and knocked out all the henchmen. The pimp almost shot him but he knocked the gun out of the pimps hand with some bat shaped boomerang, he slowly walked toward the pimp, and the pimp was like "Oh god, dont kill me!" and he was like "Im not scum like you." then he did some acrobatics and knocked the pimp out. He came up to me, untied me, and when he pulled the tape of my mouth, I asked him "Who are you?" and he said, "What? Are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? Im the God Damned Batman!" |
